Dare to be Stupid
Two early voters, two votes for bayonets and against Big Bird. The koolaid is strong with these two, but ultimately, the office will be about 65/35 for the President, just like the debate results.
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when I think about you, I touch my…
sheepskin seat covers? Wait, what? We know that leather seats are just the coolest things ever. Case in point: Leather is soft. Leather is supple. Leather fuses to your skin when you get into a car whose interior has been superheated to 200 degrees because you couldn’t find covered parking in Phoenix in July. That’s […]
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Your tits were the only good thing about “Private Lessons.” Sylvia Kristel, erotic actress and star of ‘Emmanuelle’ series, dead at 60 – NY Daily News. Actress Sylvia Kristel, the Dutch star of the hit 1970s erotic movie “Emmanuelle,” has died of cancer at age 60. Her breakthrough came in “Emmanuelle,” a 1974 erotic tale […]
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Trolling through the Mormon store… Baptismal Suit adult This one-piece suit is water-repellent polyester-cotton, has short sleeves, and is lined to the knee. Made in USA or imported. via Baptismal Suit adult – store.lds.org. Of course it’s water repellent. The whole point of baptism is to stay dry. Mormon underwear has the same goal.
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The hate is swelling in you now. Take your Jedi weapon. Use it. I am unarmed. Strike me down with it. Give in to your anger.
What to Drive
To Phi Sigma Kappa Founder’s Day 1986, because what the fuck? Who doesn’t rent a car in order to transport your date who thinks you’re hilarious but will never ever fuck you? Who doesn’t rent a car for a banquet held at your very own frat house, just like every other kegger weekend?
Drive-By Shootings: Best Fairmont Ever.
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No re-entry – you’ll have to be happy trolling the glory hole.
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