
Dare to be Stupid
Two early voters, two votes for bayonets and against Big Bird. The koolaid is strong with these two, but ultimately, the office will be about 65/35 for the President, just like the debate results.
Read more "Dare to be Stupid"Two early voters, two votes for bayonets and against Big Bird. The koolaid is strong with these two, but ultimately, the office will be about 65/35 for the President, just like the debate results.
Read more "Dare to be Stupid"sheepskin seat covers? Wait, what? We know that leather seats are just the coolest things ever. Case in point: Leather is soft. Leather is supple. Leather fuses to your skin when you get into a car whose interior has been superheated to 200 degrees because you couldn’t find covered parking in Phoenix in July. That’s […]
Read more "when I think about you, I touch my…"Your tits were the only good thing about “Private Lessons.” Sylvia Kristel, erotic actress and star of ‘Emmanuelle’ series, dead at 60 – NY Daily News. Actress Sylvia Kristel, the Dutch star of the hit 1970s erotic movie “Emmanuelle,” has died of cancer at age 60. Her breakthrough came in “Emmanuelle,” a 1974 erotic tale […]
Read more "So Long, and Thanks for all the boners"Trolling through the Mormon store… Baptismal Suit adult This one-piece suit is water-repellent polyester-cotton, has short sleeves, and is lined to the knee. Made in USA or imported. via Baptismal Suit adult – store.lds.org. Of course it’s water repellent. The whole point of baptism is to stay dry. Mormon underwear has the same goal.
Read more "Some Jokes Just Write Themselves"To Phi Sigma Kappa Founder’s Day 1986, because what the fuck? Who doesn’t rent a car in order to transport your date who thinks you’re hilarious but will never ever fuck you? Who doesn’t rent a car for a banquet held at your very own frat house, just like every other kegger weekend?
Drive-By Shootings: Best Fairmont Ever.
Read more "What to Drive"No re-entry – you’ll have to be happy trolling the glory hole.
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