Mitt is an angry hungry horny t-rex who’s just escaped Jurassic Park. (Watch out Big Bird.)
Stay with me here.
In the Karl Rove contorted world of politics, we have a candidate who lies openly. His Vice President nominee lies just as much. When pressed, they have no specifics to offer. When they do take a position, they untake it in front of a different crowd almost immediately. They stand for every side of the issues and therefore no side of any issue. What the hell? What kind of mutant democracy is this? Lying for the lord only explains so much. I know about the get rid of the black guy subtext – seen it first hand. But really, has anyone stopped to think what this means? This trust us, we’ll lie now and #Kolobskullfuck you later with the actual details.
This is what Dr. Malcolm would say:
MALCOLM: The lack of humility before nature that’s been displayed here staggers me.
GENNARO: Thank you, Dr. Malcolm, but I think things are a little different than you and I feared.
MALCOLM: Yes, I know. They’re a lot worse.
MALCOLM: Don’t you see the danger, Karl Rove/Fox News/Mitt, inherent in what you’re doing here? Political Distortion is the most awesome force ever seen on this planet. But you wield it like a kid who’s found his dad’s gun… The problem with the media manipulation you’ve used is it didn’t require any discipline to attain it. You read what others had done (Roger Ailes/Willy Horton, Swiftboat, Birthers) and you took the next step. You didn’t earn the knowledge yourselves, so you don’t take the responsibility for it. You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish a puppet candidate as fast as you could, and before you knew what you had, you patented it, packaged it, slapped in on a plastic lunch box, and now you want to sell it.
HAMMOND: You don’t give us our due credit. Our Political strategists have done things no one could ever do before.
MALCOLM: Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn’t stop to think if they should.
This election will show us what happens when we dismiss the guy we know for the guy from the cult Scientology wing of Christianity, with all the craziness he accepts as truth, and the Catholic guy whose bible was written by an atheist.
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We know the both would rather women were pregnant and making them a brontosaurus sandwich. We don’ty have the first clue what else they will do, once unleashed. (Besides look at Iran and salivate like it’s a bacon double brontosaurusburger).
