Even Willard Uses Craigslist

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Example 1 “Naughty Mormon looking for a discreet Mormon woman for fun married or single is great I am discreet”

Phantom hooker
Am i down with a Kolob Skull Fuck? I don’t know about other planets but we can go “around the world.”  And you can unleash all your spirit children on my face. And even call me Rafalca.

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  1. Elohimdammit, Mittens. I should have known when I found your magic edible underwear was gone that you weren’t going over to Ryan’s house to watch BYU.

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