He said the A-bodies would be the most successful GM cars ever. Why was he wrong?

- No v. 1.0 models exist any longer. There are plenty of 1.5s like this – well, more than zero – and you can’t swing a dead cat without hitting a 2.0. Still, Cadillac Escalade. Boom, roasted.
- This? AYFKM? Yellow on the outside, brown on the inside? Bizarro world dog turd is what that color combination is.
- Nevermind that Papa Don drove one like this – he got the employee discount, or, more likely, they paid him to take this shitbox.
- Nevermind too, that Phid introduced me to the song Delirious in the 1982 version of this car.
They were handy for CMU road trips. I’ll give them that.