David E. Davis Was Wrong

He said the A-bodies would be the most successful GM cars ever.  Why was he wrong?

• No v. 1.0 models exist.  There are plenty of 1.5s like this – well, more than zero – and you can’t swing a dead cat without hitting a 2.0.  Still, Cadillac Escalade.  Boom, roasted.
• This?  AYFKM?  Yellow on the outside, brown on the inside?  Bizarro world dog turd is what that is.

Chocolate velvet on the inside

• Nevermind that Papa Don drove one like this – he got the employee discount, or, more likely, they paid him to take this shitbox.
• Nevermind too, that Phid introduced me to the song Delirious in this car.