Trolling through the Mormon store…
Baptismal Suit adult
This one-piece suit is water-repellent polyester-cotton, has short sleeves, and is lined to the knee. Made in USA or imported.
Of course it’s water repellent. The whole point of baptism is to stay dry. Mormon underwear has the same goal.
No stiffies or wet spots in the forecast
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