So Long, and Thanks for all the boners

Your tits were the only good thing about “Private Lessons.”

You caused as many sperm deaths as there are grains of sand under your perfect ass. Damn you harlot!… Someone get me more Kleenex and rubber gloves – Mittens

Sylvia Kristel, erotic actress and star of ‘Emmanuelle’ series, dead at 60 – NY Daily News.

Actress Sylvia Kristel, the Dutch star of the hit 1970s erotic movie “Emmanuelle,” has died of cancer at age 60.  Her breakthrough came in “Emmanuelle,” a 1974 erotic tale set in Thailand… about the sexual adventures of a man and his beautiful young wife, played by Kristel.  She went on to star in several sequels to “Emmanuelle,” as well as in Hollywood movies including “Private Lessons” in 1981. In Hollywood, she sank into a world of drink and drugs. “I wish I could have skipped that part of my life,” she said in a 2005 interview with Dutch newspaper De Volkkrant.