A million years ago, there was this cheerleader with huge knockers. Since this was in high school, that is all I know about this girl from that time – “oh yeah, that girl with the rack.” Karma: Testosterone is a helluva drug. Me: So I’ve learned Last night, she was in my dreams – her […]Read more "Hail Mary"
Aliens on the screen. Cops overhead. Blogging on a galaxy s iii from @credomobile with more power than all my other phones and computers put together.Read more "It’s a beautiful day"
Don’t ever get married with children because divorce is completely fucked up, volume 999 August Ex: I want another day, so I can have 8 hours (Weds. and another) with my kid during the week and 7 on the weekend. But not Fridays. Or Saturdays. Me: OK – you’re mom after all. That works out […]Read more "Oh good lord, what now?"
Barry the Marxist needs to be charged with at least 5 murders and theft for stealing all Medicare people’s money [that] they paid in for their health CARE. What a fricken PRick[!] Read More
Daring statement, I know. How did i get there?
- And in prison
- Therefore, he is a bitch
Jobs, that is.Read more "Hookers and Blow…"
Driving in to work listening to this song It was 1998-9 all over again. Except no Red Hyundai. No massive dread over rolling in to the Esplanade and having to justify my existence to my old boss. No (ex-)wifely eyerolls and withering snark because i dared buy myself a CD.Read more "Deja Vu, except different"