Pirate Scum

Vegas pirates
As a matter of fact, we ARE butt pirates

Vegas pirates
He even smelled like Captain Jack Sparrow

Avast, me hearties. “Captain” Jack Sparrow is missing his compass.

Why? Some girl stole it at a party, and said find me and get it back. But, how, without the compass?

Back on earth, the costume cost $1,300. Yet, Jack lost the costume contest to some girl with a $20 outfit and a $3,000 boob job. So what’s confusing, Captain? Tits beat any of the 9 pieces of 8 every time, as surely as grenade beats rock, paper AND scissors.

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