What if…

the White Whale…

1970 Cadillac Coupe de Ville white whale

were more of a Pirahna?

Gallardo Flamingo

Or if the Great Red Shark…

were likewise a fucking Pacu (or a Candiru)

lamborghini gallardo

(Apart from the immense and repeated death under an ether binge)

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Raoul Duke

When I came to, the general back-alley ambiance of the suite was so rotten, so incredibly foul. How long had I been lying there? All these signs of violence. What had happened? There was evidence in this room of excessive consumption of almost every type of drug known to civilized man since 1544 AD. What kind of addict would need all these coconut husks and crushed honeydew rinds? Would the presence of junkies account for all these uneaten french fries? These puddles of glazed ketchup on the bureau? Maybe so. But then why all this booze? And these crude pornographic photos smeared with mustard that had dried to a hard yellow crust? These were not the hoofprints of your average God-fearing junkie. It was too savage. Too aggressive. 

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  1. Profile photo of Gonzo di Dottore
    November 9, 2012 at 10:01 am

    We would have done better than that Lucy chick. Man, she was wild, but ooh so fucked. I hear she moved on from portraits of Barbra Streisand

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