Mr. Duke and Dr. Gonzo

What if

By Raoul Duke On November 8, 2012 · 1 Comment · In Fat Drunk & Stupid

the White Whale…

were more of a Pirahna?

Or if the Great Red Shark…

were likewise a fucking Pacu (or a Candiru)

Apart from the immense and repeated death under an ether binge

Tagged with → Fabulous Las Vegas • Hunter S. Thompson • Lamborghini Gallardo

One Response to "What if"

Gonzo di Dottore says:

November 9, 2012 at 10:01 am

We would have done better than that Lucy chick. Man, she was wild, but ooh so fucked. I hear she moved on from portraits of Barbra Streisand

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