You’re a Bitch, Otto

Daring statement, I know.  How did i get there?

  • Otis, the bus driver is a bitch
  • This guy is a bus driver:
  • His name is Otto
  • As a bus driver, Otto is a bitch
  • This guy is named Otto
  • And in prison
  • Therefore, he is a bitch
  • QED

(Also, he looks like me if I had more hair, and if I were taller and coincidentally a death row sociopath.  Nonetheless I ain’t your bitch( Metallica))

Anyway, this motherfucker just stabbed a nurse with a cross in front of the hottest doctor ever – because she (the doc) wouldn’t blow him.  Last year he ratted out his social club so they could all go to prison too.  A couple years earlier, some nice chaps gouged his eye out with a broomhandle.

Guy of Gisborne: Why a spoon broomhandle, cousin? Why not an axe?
Sheriff of Nottingham: Because it’s DULL, you twit. It’ll hurt more.

Evidently he had a choice between eye and ass, and chose the road less traveled by. Anyhow, instead of death rage and making the hottie doc an accessory (by supplying the contraband murder death cross), he should have made her his bitch by making Ottobabies.

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Gonzo di Dottore

Gonzo di Dottore [Ed.: He's not a real doctor. Or Italian.] is a noted author, poet, photographer and bon vivant. Or was that savant? It's hard to tell sometimes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die 

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