
- That this car was in any way superior to my Fury.
- Even with my JC Whitney electrical system.
- Even with it being mechanically identical.
- That driving this mufflerless shitbox to go be a boy scout leader somehow made me less uncool. Read More
Diamonds Are Forever and Die Another Day are the same movie Diamonds – get you laid, even after the US goes off the gold standard and obviates the whole premise of Goldfinger. The rocks come from exotic Africa: South Africa/Sierra Leone. Space Laser. EVERY cool megalomaniac needs one. Chicks in gratuitous bikinis Jinx/Tiffany Case Plastic […]
Read more "Diamonds Are Forever"Drive-By Shootings: Al Czervik in Las Vegas. Hey Moose! Rocko! Help the Judge find his checkbook, will ya?
Read more "We’re all gonna get laid!"My cousin’s kid and my sister and her 7 daughters all aspire* to be “Proverbs 31 wives.” Setting aside the conceit that a woman needs to be a wife in the first place, I actually looked it up: The Woman Who Fears the Lord 10 An excellent wife who can find? She is far more […]
Read more "Proverbs 31 wife"their ears is full of crazy.
Read more "The space between…"Just think about it – a bunch of smelly hippy dudes, writing down their stories – run ins with the law, road trips, dating woes – told and retold over the years and collected in one place. Two thousand years after the fact, people like my sister treat that bullshit as
Read more "The Bible is a blog"We’re coming back. There are to be no white whales on the tarmac. KTHXBAI. FWIW, I am hoping for a suite in the Whyte House and an audience with Willard himself.
Read more "Look out McCarran"My favorite band of the 80s has a new compilation CD called “Essential Oils.” It’s a decent effort for a band that has been defunct for 10+/- years. If I were making this album, it would be live and feature this updated set list…
Read more "Shoulda Woulda Coulda"A week ago, it was that girl with the boobs, from high school. Last night it was Superstar, in all her best December ever glory. She was back, but I was with Lurlene. I invited her to thanksgiving dinner, over Lurlene‘s gentle suggestion that i not. So it was on – all the shoulda woulda […]
Read more "Temptation"when you calendar the expiration of the statute of limitations on a thing? Hmmmm. That never happens
Read more "is it a bad sign"