Diamonds Are Forever and Die Another Day are the same movie Diamonds – get you laid, even after the US goes off the gold standard and obviates the whole premise of Goldfinger. The rocks come from exotic Africa: South Africa/Sierra Leone. Space Laser. EVERY cool megalomaniac needs one. Chicks in gratuitous bikinis Jinx/Tiffany Case Plastic […]Read more "Diamonds Are Forever"
Drive-By Shootings: Al Czervik in Las Vegas. Hey Moose! Rocko! Help the Judge find his checkbook, will ya?Read more "We’re all gonna get laid!"
My cousin’s kid and my sister and her 7 daughters all aspire* to be “Proverbs 31 wives.” Setting aside the conceit that a woman needs to be a wife in the first place, I actually looked it up: The Woman Who Fears the Lord 10 An excellent wife who can find? She is far more […]Read more "Proverbs 31 wife"
their ears is full of crazy.Read more "The space between…"
Just think about it – a bunch of smelly hippy dudes, writing down their stories – run ins with the law, road trips, dating woes – told and retold over the years and collected in one place. Two thousand years after the fact, people like my sister treat that bullshit asRead more "The Bible is a blog"
We’re coming back. There are to be no white whales on the tarmac. KTHXBAI. FWIW, I am hoping for a suite in the Whyte House and an audience with Willard himself.Read more "Look out McCarran"
My favorite band of the 80s has a new compilation CD called “Essential Oils.” It’s a decent effort for a band that has been defunct for 10+/- years. If I were making this album, it would be live and feature this updated set list…Read more "Shoulda Woulda Coulda"
A week ago, it was that girl with the boobs, from high school. Last night it was Superstar, in all her best December ever glory. She was back, but I was with Lurlene. I invited her to thanksgiving dinner, over Lurlene‘s gentle suggestion that i not. So it was on – all the shoulda woulda […]Read more "Temptation"
when you calendar the expiration of the statute of limitations on a thing? Hmmmm. That never happensRead more "is it a bad sign"