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Mufflers are for the weak
- That this car was in any way superior to my Fury.
- Even with my JC Whitney electrical system.
- Even with it being mechanically identical.
- That driving this mufflerless shitbox to go be a boy scout leader somehow made me less uncool.
- That lighting his own farts somehow made Padlock less uncool.
- That someday soon, the chapter would have underground fortress house, with a giant party room.
- (Pussy would rain from the heavens, the house would be so cool.)
- (Even the Alpha Phis would uncross their legs – no diamonds required.)
- That in our absence, the chapter could manage the old owned free and clear barn we gave them.
- That Carlos Murphy’s was good for anything other than free appetizers.