Diamonds Are Forever and Die Another Day are the same movie

• Diamonds – get you laid, even after the US goes off the gold standard and obviates the whole premise of Goldfinger.
• The rocks come from exotic Africa: South Africa/Sierra Leone.
• Space Laser.  EVERY cool megalomaniac needs one.
• Chicks in gratuitous bikinis Jinx/Tiffany Case
• Plastic surgery Henchmen 1-3 into Blofeld/ Co. Moon into Gustav Graves; Zhou into ?
• Blown up oil derrick/crashed plane in the middle of trying to blow up the planet