But then, terror struck. In a move worthy of the Arizona Cardinals…
My dad, watching the weather channel: Hmm, 2% chance of rain in
the barren wastelandsArizona.
Rich Guy 1: Rain?… Abort! Abort!
Per the newsletter
Yes… that’s right. It rains about 10 days per year, and it looks like we have 3 of them coming up in the next 4 days. So, we are going to postpone the drive and lunch, and reschedule for 2/9/13.
then to Facebook:
Scuderia Southwest 18 hours ago
Saturday looks like it might rain! 🙁
fors some, the news was welcome…
Other rich dude: Thank epileptic Jesus we called it off. Popping my headlights AND using my wiper
s? I would need a Viagra AND a Cialis to do that. Or Prozac and Thorazine, on the rocks.