Turn in your man card, Enzo

Rich Guy 1:  Hey other  rich guys! Let’s drive our exotic peacocks to Payson for some Spaghetti-Os! Other Rich Guys:  Yay!  Let’s shall! But then, terror struck.  In a move worthy of the Arizona Cardinals… My dad, watching the weather channel:  Hmm, 2% chance of rain in the barren wastelands Arizona. Rich Guy 1:  Rain?… Abort! […]

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We Forgot to Give It a Title

Chapter 3:  It’s What’s for Dinner So she made them (Ed.: The cats)into hors d’ouerves and fed them to her most respected guests. After the guests ate the food, Lisa invited them to play a game of Trivial Pursuit.  They initially balked at the idea, (one had initially been humiliated badly in front of a first […]

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We Forgot to Give It a Title

Chapter 2:  Cats and Microwaves: You’re Doing it Wrong All of a sudden, a scream ripped out of the kitchen.  The microwave had malfunctioned.  Bruce lay in a mangled heap on the floor.  The cats were licking up the bloody mess. His retinas made a perverted half smile.  The cockroaches smiled back as they danced […]

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Here Comes the Hercules

This is something I will remember.* It was Disney movie weekend on ABC Family this weekend:  Mary Poppins, Lion King, Lady and the Tramp, Hercules.  Daughter 2 wanted me to DVR them all.  No problem. Yesterday, she wanted to watch Hercules – not merely in a casual, nothing else is going on way. No, this […]

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