Chewbacca – Johnny Cochran
Basically, We love Joe so you’re misreading the evidence, mr. report. The emails to Joe didn’t mean Paterno, they meant Piscopo. Or the Plumber. Somebody said something different, so your argument is invalid.
I have a few thoughts:
- HE’S FUCKING DEAD.
- This is about the Paterno heirs, not Joe. SMH.
- Money. How much for this propaganda? For sure 6 figures and probably 7. A report on the report? Why not spend that money starting from scratch with the evidence and see where it goes? But that’s not really the point of the exercise…
- Jesus, the arrogance of these fucks. A dottering old fool of a
Tookcoach got fired because he didn’t shitcan a creep. Who gives a shit about his legacy?
- Maybe he had a financial incentive to bury the Sandusky story in 2002. Maybe incontinence clouded his judgment.
- The victims were the kids, not the enablers, not the coach where the buck stops. Too bad the Paterno empire doesn’t believe that. Sure there’s lip service, but making Joe the victim pisses on their trauma.
- Too bad the Paterno gang can’t just bow their heads, say a little prayer, and spend their energies helping the needy out of this horror story instead of whitewashing the Zombie king.