Your author: Let’s Just Jump This [‘73 Dodge] Into A Pond. Hypothetically, of course.
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Month: March 2013
Have we met?

Perhaps somewhere around December 1980. I want to believe it’s the same shoot. Read More
Shawshank
Fuck you, Cripley
Come see the miracle mile in Chicago, he said… World class shopping and accomodations he said…
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Top Men
Cadillac 1 – the Beast 2009-2013: It’s a diesel 3/20/13: Actually it’s gas-engined. Am I the only one tired of being lied to? In this case, it seems like the plan is to discredit whatever people are saying, regardless of whether it’s the truth. Secret Service spokesliar: Oh, no, it wasn’t the wrong fuel. No, […]
Read more "Top Men"It Couldn’t Happen to More Deserving Scum
Redflex Traffic Solutions is embroiled in a bribery scandal in Chicago that has prompted termination of the firm’s executive vice president and resignations of three other top executives. Redflex Holdings, the Australian parent company of the Phoenix-based photo-enforcement company, says an internal corruption investigation also has found “potential issues” involving contracts in two other U.S. […]
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Waiting for
Waiting for the worms mall to come. Chandler AZ, in between generic stip malls and pink tile house subdivisions.
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when you’ve got $895 of BK Lounge shift manager money burning a hole in your pocket.
And why not? 455 is a win. Vinyl buckets – get the ladies and hose off the seats as needed. Wheels for your nerd friends to “boycott” the prom. Shit like that.
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