Your author: Let’s Just Jump This [‘73 Dodge] Into A Pond. Hypothetically, of course.
8 Barrel: Of course. Rolling it into the lake under cover of darkness is a less flagrant felony, with a better chance of avoiding detection. Hypothetically, of course.Me: Of course. We can blame it somebody else. Dan Talayco? Cthulu? Mitt Romney?
8: Of course. Even so, think of the snapping turtles. Also cops. Imagine losing your virginity in Jackson, in prison. Hypothetically, of course.
Me: Of course. I’ll do worse.
8: Anyhoo, it’s just too risky. Hypothetically, of course.
Me: Fine. Just don’t ask about any Rancheros.
8: Fair enough. Hypothetically, of course.
via Jalopnik