[Ed.: in honor of a similar post over at Drive By Shootings…]
What a Difference a roofline makes, especially when it’s the difference between mommy jeans and an ass that, while conventional, is proportional and perceptible.

Example 1: amorphous blob of I don’t even want to try anymore.

Example 2: post chainsaw therapy.  Got in shape, even got dolled up just to be seen with you.