From two hours ago:
Moe: There is no evidence that some drunk guy was drunk.
Me: He blew a .4.
Moe: There is no evidence that some drunk guy is responsible for having his ass beat.
Me: He talked shit to those guys that did it. So said the one trying to get out of it. That is evidence.
Moe: There is no evidence that mere words make you partly responsible for having your ass beat.
Me: You talk crap to drunk people, you can expect to get a beat down. Law of the jungle
Me: Also, it is a violation of the man rules to talk in the bathroom, especially at a urinal. Duh!
Moe: We are advocates for our clients.
Me: We are beholden to the truth.
Moe: Fine. There is no “credible” evidence, then.
Me: I can write that.