Derek Jackson Pulled Over for DUI — While Driving Forklift Down Scottsdale Road at 2 a.m.
A Scottsdale man pulled over for DUI told police he was just trying to get home from a party when he was pulled over on Scottsdale Road around 2:30 a.m. yesterday… Jackson was driving a forklift that he had just stolen from a construction site outside Scottsdale Fashion Square mall… Jackson did not have an explanation for why he was driving a forklift, but claimed he was just trying to get home.According to information provided by Scottsdale police, Jackson “appeared disoriented and seemed to be under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs.”
In other words, he was “fucked up and stupid.” Call us when you’re ready for the big leagues, kid. Here’s how the pros do it:
- broad daylight
- witnesses (who won’t rat you out due to the awesomeness of the stunt)
- Wheels? Who needs wheels. Heavy equipment is what gets the girls. Bulldozers.
