Life, the Universe, and Everything is explained by football or Star Trek. It’s true. Football is easy – anything that has to do with sex fits.
Star Trek takes on other things – racism, war mongering, cultural elitism. Recently, it became apparent that Star Trek explains divorce behavior.
David MarcusKid: I’m sorry, sir. Just don’t surrender. Genesis doesn’t workthe bus pass is free. I can’t believe they’d kill us for itshe wouldn’t help me get it.
KrugeEx: AdmiralYou asshole, your young friend is mistaken. I meant what I said. And now to show that my intentions are sincere, I shall kill one of the prisonerspiss all over some more of the kid’s innocence.
KirkDad: Wait a minute! Give me a chance to talk.
KrugeEx: [in Klingonbitchspeak] Killpiss on one of them. I don’t care which.
KirkDad: You should take the Vulcan tooget the kid the free bus pass, just like the last two years.
KirkDad: But why?
KrugeEx: Because you wish it.
KrugeEx: Genesis [Ed.: No, not THAT Genesis. Not ever.], I want it!
KirkDad: Beam the Vulcan upGet the bus pass, and we’ll talk.
KrugeEx: Give me what I want, and I’ll consider it.
KirkDad: You fool, look around you! The planet’sYour parenting’s destroying itself!
KrugeEx: Yes, exhilarating, isn’t it?
KirkDad: If we don’t help each other, we’llyour chance to be a mom to your kid will likely die here.
KrugeEx: Perfect. Then that’s the way it shall be.
Yet to come is the wrapup of this little discussion…