but Messenger Puppet has now consumed 20% of this particular “author’s” life. In a word, AYFKM?! In more than one word. we don’t know whether this arbitrary fraction has any real world significance. We are proud to have outlasted lots of better crappy websites. We are grateful for every next day without a NSA van […]
Walter White: Now… Say my name. Declan: …Heisenberg… Walter White: You’re god damned right! It’s funny. You can live and work with people for years. They still have no idea. They toil on, holding to the rules and routines of their universe. It’s that time of year again. Unaware of what lies behind or underneath. […]
Ah, sweet Dubai, the place where overpriced Italian tarts go to die. The latest victim of too much money, too little skill is the Ferrari F12berlinetta. At least someone drove it, rather than abandoning it to the desert and fleeing the country when the owner couldn’t make the car payment.
John Stahl says he watches every second of every security tape. It’s probably a lie, but this new job is not the time to take a chance. You know better. Department 94 to [the front/register 1/liquor department/aisle 27]! This is the intercom call that sets your heart racing. “Department 94” is the code for security. […]
“I’m gonna rape your mother if you don’t buy our drugs” – Yelled over a megaphone by a kid with a heavy amount of facial tattoos who had been stapling dollar bills to himself and later cut off at least one of his nipples for $80.
Mad Max was wrong. So is Elysium. The Juggalos are the apocalypse. The juggalos are the industry titans of the world that comes after. Or, this is just SSDD in Faber College high school.
This was my yesterday: somewhere between and This means a liquid diet for a couple of days (no, not the fun kind). Absolutely no sharp or spicy things. So of course, QDoba was there to the rescue. Butthead, We’ve loaded your choice of FREE CHIPS & QUESO or FREE CHIPS & GUACAMOLE to celebrate the […]