R.I.P., America

Juggalo
Dad! Mom, Dad, this is Larry Kroger. The boy who molested me last month. We have to get married. Clorette De Pasto (Nate “Igor” Smith/PHOENIX NEW TIMES)

 The Weirdest Things We Heard at Gathering of the Juggalos- Up on the Sun.

“I’m gonna rape your mother if you don’t buy our drugs”
– Yelled over a megaphone by a kid with a heavy amount of facial tattoos who had been stapling dollar bills to himself and later cut off at least one of his nipples for $80.

Mad Max was wrong.  So is Elysium.  The Juggalos are the apocalypse.  The juggalos are the industry titans of the world that comes after.  Or, this is just SSDD in Faber College high school.

 

 

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