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Donald Trump’s Penis Monument (“Wishful Thinking”) Says “Hi”

So we took the entire staff on holiday to Chicago.  Why not?  What’s the worst that can happen?

Karma:  You’re kidding, right?

Anyhoo, we survived. While we were in town, we thought, “hey, what is that ass-ugly monument to phalluses everywhere?”

A: That’s  the Trump International Hotel and Tower Chicago
Us: Wait till Otis Donald sees us! He loves us!

Long story short, Donny was not there.  Staff refused to confirm or deny that he was goatfucking his Burmese laundry wench in the secret penthouse altar to Cthulhu even in town because we did not ask.

Trump International Hotel and Tower Chicago

It’s ugly enough to be a Trump



Trump International Hotel and Tower Chicago

Seems a bit too long to refer to the Donald

Trump International Hotel and Tower Chicago

We approve of the tattoo on the base, rather than a giant Prince Albert-Style “T” at the tip

Trump International Hotel and Tower Chicago

Woozy from looking at it? TWSS

Lake Michigan fromTrump International Hotel and Tower Chicago

Pissing across a mere river? Amateur.

Chicago L from Trump International Hotel and Tower Chicago

Suck my (metaphoric) balls, little people. (And bring me that train – i have an idea) – D. Trump

Chicago from Trump International Hotel and Tower Chicago

Mine’s bigger – D. Trump

 

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