Donald Trump’s Penis Monument (“Wishful Thinking”) Says “Hi”

So we took the entire staff on holiday to Chicago.  Why not?  What’s the worst that can happen?

Karma:  You’re kidding, right?

Anyhoo, we survived. While we were in town, we thought, “hey, what is that ass-ugly monument to phalluses everywhere?”

A: That’s  the Trump International Hotel and Tower Chicago
Us: Wait till Otis Donald sees us! He loves us!

Long story short, Donny was not there.  Staff refused to confirm or deny that he was goatfucking his Burmese laundry wench in the secret penthouse altar to Cthulhu even in town because we did not ask.

Trump International Hotel and Tower Chicago
It’s ugly enough to be a Trump


Trump International Hotel and Tower Chicago
Seems a bit too long to refer to the Donald

Trump International Hotel and Tower Chicago
We approve of the tattoo on the base, rather than a giant Prince Albert-Style “T” at the tip
Trump International Hotel and Tower Chicago
Woozy from looking at it? TWSS
Lake Michigan fromTrump International Hotel and Tower Chicago
Pissing across a mere river? Amateur.
Chicago L from Trump International Hotel and Tower Chicago
Suck my (metaphoric) balls, little people. (And bring me that train – i have an idea) – D. Trump
Chicago from Trump International Hotel and Tower Chicago
Mine’s bigger – D. Trump

 

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