So we took the entire staff on holiday to Chicago. Why not? What’s the worst that can happen?
Karma: You’re kidding, right?
Anyhoo, we survived. While we were in town, we thought, “hey, what is that ass-ugly monument to phalluses everywhere?”
A: That’s the Trump International Hotel and Tower Chicago
Us: Wait tillOtisDonald sees us! He loves us!
Long story short, Donny was not there. Staff refused to confirm or deny that he was goatfucking his Burmese laundry wench in the secret penthouse altar to Cthulhu even in town because we did not ask.
