winning the Nigeria lottery/inheritance/warlord slush fund. At least I could understand it. As opposed to this gibberish:
Date: Sun, 29 Sep 2013 12:07:01 +0100 [09/29/2013 04:07:01 AM MST] From: BaiwileryyJelurry@outlook.com Subject: Josephites or any one else.
They did not wish to see the VERB restrained and purified nor the creative impulse controlled by REASON. The Trumpet Of Death is safe.
Uh, OK. Thanks. We’ll get right on that.