Life Imitates…

Fargo?! I was looking at a really cool truck that was a *little* over $19,5 at Alice Cooper’s favorite Dodge dealer. In the course of playing “what’s the REAL price,” I asked about add ons.  I will be here all day tomorrow if that works better for you. As far as add on’s we charge […]

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Those who forget history…

are doomed to repeat it.  Sometimes, so are the people who remember it. I got my start behind the wheel in a parking lot, at one point with a ginormous floaty Lincoln.  Never on the street – escalation is bad, mmkay? Then more lots, and then finally on the road with Dad. So too with […]

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We Knew Enough To STFU About Our

internal memos. ΦKT Member From Georgia Tech Sends Rapiest Email Ever – “Let Them Grind Against Your Dick” | TFM News. The email below is from the nerds at Georgia Tech.  Imagine if a Sparty (brah) wrote a “how to” to like this.  Imagine the different course of my life if this were our party […]

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Eat the Rich: We Called It

About a month ago, we noticed some newspaper attention for a car show we go to every month. Concurrently, the “usual suspects” (whatever the fuck that is supposed to mean) changed the name of this thing from “Cars and Coffee” to “Scottsdale Motorsports Gathering.”  The new name seemed a bit pretentious; the media coverage portended […]

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If Only

This VW Is The Fastest Looking Slow Car Ever. This is the VW/Brasil SP2 Parked, it was the fastest car you’ve ever seen. Driven, well, not so much. SP 9s obviously “Slow Poke.” Jalopnik claims it was based on the VW Type III.  we think it’s something a little closer to home:  the 411/412.  the ass […]

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In our previous episode, the response to a motion pertaining to a question of Turkish law and procedure had all the information about Turkish law and procedure removed as “irrelevant.”  Now it’s just bare bones facts: married/divorce/no judgment in Turkey, as requested. Moe: Wait.  This paragraph is too short. Me:  It says everything you wanted. […]

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