My lunch, earlier this week: Cranky Old Man: Hello Wendy’s. I would like some crap food. Wendy: We have that!That will be $3.22! Cranky Old Man: OK, here is a 5, a quarter and two pennies.Read more "Generation of Swine? No, Morons."
Am I turning into my grandfathers? Last year it was this: This was the old man’s dream: power windows, power locks, power motor, plus style and gravitas. Karma: I don’t think he lusted after the falling apart piece of shitness of this particular example. He had the money, but had to wait for the old lady […]Read more "Monday Musing"
In our last episode, the great truck hunt was down to 3 finalists. There was one clear favorite, lack of hemi notwithstanding. We took it easy yesterday, being wickedly hungover a bit peeved at Buck, our sales rep for a terse and kinda rude exchange Saturday about valuing a trade. Karma: also because Lurleen, uh, […]Read more "Zinda, his face black, his eyes red. But not for long."
We just switched to annual hosting on this here websiteblogthing. Basically, this gets us 2+ months free. The gist for you non-math majors? Unless the internet is eaten by boll weevils, or Rackshare is swallowed up byMonsanto, we are guaranteed to hit out tenth anniversary next February. Guaran-dam-teed. What’s not guaranteed? Anything interesting posted here […]Read more "Breaking News"
So i am looking for new wheels. I want to be up higher, esp for some of the photo ideas i have. Also, this is a good year for some extra writeoffs, like a sales tax whale. Lurleen has dreams of a trailer. So, the new whatever needs: tow ability; room for Lurleen, kid(s) and/or […]Read more "And Then There Were Three?"
In every sense. I’m driving the thing that is not a redRam 1500 with a Hemi and a touchscreen that I REALLY want car to the office. Around the corner, I see a parked Camry with a critical ass implosion. It’s like my neighbors’ kids after one of their constant DR calls. Plus it’s a Camry: […]Read more "Too Close To Home"
Ahwatukee is where you go when you’ve fucked up once too often in Parasite Valley and when you’re not even welcome in the cut-rate downtown Scottsdale places. The Nellos pizza lounge seemed like a fairly safe haven from our storms. No hassles, no talk. Just a place to rest and regroup. I wasn’t even hungry.Read more "How Much is that Lemon Meringue Pie ?"
Lurlene wants a camper trailer. Me: Uh, OK. What would we tow it with? Dodge Ram: Hey sailor. Look at what I’m packing under this hood. Annoying voice of reality: You DO realize those fuckers cost $30K, right? Never fear, Tex Earnhardt is here. He has what is quite nearly the perfect truck. No, not […]Read more "Tex Earnhardt Can KMA"
The fine folks who turned cars and coffee into Hookers and Squirrels “the motorsports gathering” are a couple of steps ahead of our prediction model the fire chief was also present, and because of the size and sheer number of cars present many people are insisting on parking in the fire lanes. The fire chief […]Read more "Evidently"