Month: February 2014

HOLY CRAP HOW DID WE MISS THIS?

We’re 10. Ten. X. 1.0 x 10 ^1. Unfuckingbelievable.  Who woulda thought this thing would last past the free trial at Blogharbor?  Not me.  Not my then-wife, but only (partially) because i never told her about it. Now we’re a business and a media empire (as much as a blastocyst is a president or Justin […]

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No

Why no, we were not propositioned by a famous photographer.  No, it did not involve bedroom things that do not usually occur in real life.  Yes, there was twerking.  At least implicitly.

And then we awoke.

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Joe College

THIS (nsfw) is precisely what i expected to encounter, upon entering college.  Even  more so when I joined a fraternity, because who else would they invite to watch? purple TELEVISION. Unfortunately, neither this or the stories I read in Penthouse Forum bore any relation to the experience of your author as some anonymous generic dorkboy at […]

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