We’re 10. Ten. X. 1.0 x 10 ^1. Unfuckingbelievable. Who woulda thought this thing would last past the free trial at Blogharbor? Not me. Not my then-wife, but only (partially) because i never told her about it. Now we’re a business and a media empire (as much as a blastocyst is a president or Justin […]
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Quoting its verses is like the cards I used to get that said “to a special boy.” It is a substitute for articulating one’s own thoughts. It is a refuge – a sword and shield -for those who cannot string together their own words, or whose convictions need the imprimatur of some supreme being before […]
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Dammit Chris! Not again! You are as shitty of a wingman when I am hitting on topless bikini babes in dreamland as you ever were in real life. And don’t EVER touch my camera.
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Why no, we were not propositioned by a famous photographer. No, it did not involve bedroom things that do not usually occur in real life. Yes, there was twerking. At least implicitly.
And then we awoke.
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THIS (nsfw) is precisely what i expected to encounter, upon entering college. Even more so when I joined a fraternity, because who else would they invite to watch? purple TELEVISION. Unfortunately, neither this or the stories I read in Penthouse Forum bore any relation to the experience of your author as some anonymous generic dorkboy at […]
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