Let’s suppose you went to a bar and had that dastardly second beer. Let’s say that after repeating this process 157 times that night, you were stupid enough to drive. And got caught. And arrested. This is what Arizona cops will do to you.
Count: 1 Charge Code: 28-1381A1
Charge Description: DUI LIQUOR/DRUGS/VAPORS/COMBO
Count: 2 Charge Code: 28-1381A2Charge Description: DUI W/BAC .08 OR MORE
Count: 3 Charge Code: 28-1382A1Charge Description: EXTREME DUI BAC .15 -.19 1ST
Count: 4 Charge Code: 28-1382A2Charge Description: EXTREME DUI BAC >= .20 1ST
Count: 5 Charge Code: 28-4135CCharge Description: FAIL TO PROD EVID FIN RESP (1ST)
- you drove drunk
- You must have been drunk because of some magic arbitrary number equal to that second beer.
- You were drunk under the old measurements, before the insurance companies rewrote DUI laws to inflate their profits.
- Ok, yes, you were numerically all fucked up.
- And fuck you by the way, for being too drunk to find your proof of insurance, probably because it was too blurry to read.