“Waffle Nut”
a breakfast treat at Safeway or a horrible (yet hilarious in the the Safeway check out line) exotic male affliction.
Read moreMonth: July 2014
Hollywood Crazy
All flavors, all price ranges. Right up to the 10 story MiniTru.
Once again, i find myself quaffing more beer than i even want, just to spare myself from tomorrow.
Read moreIt’s pretty amazing what the world looks like when you don’t wake up in a fog. #Clarity
Read moreIt’s a boy
Actually, it’s a dotcom. It’s us dot com and we’re 10 today. Of all the things that have gone to shit in that time, all the plants that have died, all the mayhem and madness, we didn’t kill this thing. Yay for us! (Yes, all that was needed to keep the domain was to remember […]
Read more "It’s a boy"Deja Vu Dreams – sorta (NSFW)
Dreams will be the death of me.
[Ed.: NS for anywhere that does not dispense Thorazine and straight jackets.]
So I am crawling into a bed somewhere. Someone is already there. It’s Ruth from back in college. Big tits, big mouth. Hasn’t aged a day. Why is SHE here? I don’t really care, because: topless. Boobs in dreams are the best. But sweet alabaster-skinned Jesus, this is about to get, uh, strange.
No, BAD strange.