If Only

Last night’s moment of j’accuse:

Me:  “Hanging out in town tonight.  Friend in from L.A.”
Her:  “Hope she is good to you”
Her:  “Okay..have fun”
Her:  “[Pls check dogs] after your date”

Later (paraphrased):

Her:  So was it that girl you used to have a crush on?
Inner monologue
:  If only
Me:  It was my frat brother Ray.

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