Last night’s moment of j’accuse:
Me: “Hanging out in town tonight. Friend in from L.A.”
Her: “Hope she is good to you”
Her: “Okay..have fun”
Her: “[Pls check dogs] after your date”
Her: So was it that girl you used to have a crush on?
Inner monologue: If only…
Me: It was my frat brother Ray.