You start off by cock-blocking me at work? Nice. Thanks for that, and the day long repetition. I don’t need your help failing with the women.

You end by…making me dream that I am shagging my ex-wife? And not the hot, happy-to-be-the-ex ex, the unhappy, plus size, what the hell was I thinking marrying this dork ex. I  can’t even…

KIRK: Damn it! What the hell? Son of a… Couldn’t you have waited two seconds?
SPOCK: Captain?
KIRK: He was just about to explain the whole thing.
CHEKOV: You want to go back?
McCOY: Absolutely not!
KIRK: It was cold!

At least she was on top for once. And yes,  that’s how I knew it wasn’t real.