Fuck you, Cripley
Come see the miracle mile in Chicago, he said… World class shopping and accomodations he said…
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I wrote this script
Annette, who hates me – 29, Crip, Pretty Boy, Piller, Gail, Anno, Virkus – 17
Bad Rex Stinks up the joint, but at the end of the day, Chicago still kicks the ass of anything in Indiana that is not a cave or any other Karst geology Bears stunk up the Super Bowl. Dear Chicago: I still love you, apart from Oprah, the White Sox and that beheading guy from […]
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A: Because this is what he’s like off the cuff. A true statesman.
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Transcript of Bush/Cheney Testimony Before the 9/11 Commission — [from JU off Topic] Chairman Kean: The Commission will come to order. Welcome, Mr. President and Mr. Vice President. Although, per our agreement, you are not being placed under oath, we expect that your testimony will consist only of the truth. The Commission and the American […]
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For most of the last 20 years or so, my kids would ask me about tattoos. My grandpa had a prison homemade one, my brother has several. I would always tell them I was not a big fan of them getting tattoos – as my children, they were perfect as is. HOWEVER, if they decided […]
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You earned your name last night. My pint of Stella tasted like it had a shot of vodka in it. And yeah, I was groggy shortly after. That’s my excuse for this: “It puts the lotion on its skin…” Evidently I suck at #phonesex — Messenger Puppet (@messengerpuppet) August 29, 2015 “Are those the panties […]
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Let’s suppose you went to a bar and had that dastardly second beer. Let’s say that after repeating this process 157 times that night, you were stupid enough to drive. And got caught. And arrested. This is what Arizona cops will do to you.
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MILLER FORTUNE IS A PREMIUM GOLDEN LAGER UNDISTILLED AT 6.9% ABV [!]. IT BOASTS A RICH, MALTY AROMA, A LIGHT BODY, AND A CRISP, CLEAN FINISH. BALANCED, YET UNEXPECTEDLY BOLD. Miller Fortune : Home It should read: MILLER FORTUNE IS PREMIUM Chevron UNleaded. It is the Sex Panther of shitty mass marketed quasi-malt liquor.
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We’ve just been taking it light – victory laps, Neil Diamond songs, rain cancellations and all that other shit that eats up bloggy funtime. Post by Drive By Shootings – Photography.
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