Awful Truth – Kill a Cop For God Even I am offended, but so what? First Amendment, bitches!!!
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So its the 20th anniversary of MDF give or take a couple of very hazy years, and about the 23rd anniversary of their evil progenitors. I celebrated last night with Miller High Life and Marlboro Lights. (Yes, Merit Ultra Lights (SPP) or Player Menthols (MDF) would have been more authentic. STFU) One of each was […]
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Mutant Dog Fuckers (New Formula) reunion of non-original members Victory Tour 2014 instead!
Ed.: On the bright side, I can outplay the “bassist,” and probably out sing the “vocalist.” I don’t know that I could do it any better if I was the one swimming in the chamber pot of this performance.
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Dreams will be the death of me.
[Ed.: NS for anywhere that does not dispense Thorazine and straight jackets.]
So I am crawling into a bed somewhere. Someone is already there. It’s Ruth from back in college. Big tits, big mouth. Hasn’t aged a day. Why is SHE here? I don’t really care, because: topless. Boobs in dreams are the best. But sweet alabaster-skinned Jesus, this is about to get, uh, strange.
No, BAD strange.
Jan Brady Rockstar Supernova MDF Flotsam? I don’t know Jason Newsted, but I know of him. I worked at the drug food with his classmate (before he bailed). I do know his mom. She sold hearing aids for about 30 years. True story. So good luck, Mr. “Metallica was my dream job but I walked away […]
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Reforged In Fire | mgoblog. Michigan won? What? Where the fuck was I? Oh yeah, passed out asleep on the couch. I saw it go to 17-17, then it was 2 a.m. and ESPN was blaring everything that happened that day EXCEPT the Sugar Bowl. No score on the crawl. No telltale upcoming blurbs about the […]
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Ireland: Home of the Real Mutant Dog Fuckers Woman died from allergic reaction to sex with dog A MAN HAS appeared before Limerick District Court charged with ordering his Alsatian dog to have sex with a 43-year-old mother of four, who died from an adverse allergic reaction to the intercourse. [Fredo Wang] is charged with […]
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Somewhere in the wasted haze of being 20 something, I decided that maybe shit jobs at the car wash and the BK lounge were not all that satisfying. Pod and OG were finishing college. Phid’s college career was as off the tracks as mine, but we had community college bullshit. His job at one restaurant […]
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What if Mutant Dog Fuckers had a tribute band? It would be Steel Panther, singing why is my penis literally on fire Community Property I would give you the stars in the sky But they’re too far away If you were a hooker, you’d know I’d be happy to pay If suddenly you were a […]
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The recent shenanigans on nip/tuck involving Laura Ingalls, peanut butter and a dog have absolutely nothing to do with my old band. Except the name.
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