Manejar en Mexico – Part Dos

Some more tips for manejar en Mexico to make your trip mas excellente. 1. Dirt roads suck when you’re driving a Mustang. Bumps (topes) come from nowhere to bang your undercarriage. Fuckers. Sandy roads suck worse.  (think snow drifts and summer tires. Starting in 2nd is irrelevant. ) Bring a shovel. I cannot stress this […]

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I just thought it looked like Mexico

Your Personality Profile You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant.Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle.You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs.For you, comfort and calm are very important.You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection.You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong. […]

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Ron Mexico

is not my name, but “yo quiero taco bell” will be my mantra for the next couple of days, as I traipse on down to Puerto Penasco in search of bikinis, beer and “more of each please.” I am well prepared to bridge the cultural divide… Donde esta mas cerveza? (more beer); los banos? (the […]

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Vex

Vex

No, this is not a Weird Al spoof of a forgettable Motley Crue song. I’m in a quandary.  Winston Smith is dead.  No, it wasn’t from the rat.

Anyhoo, he left cookies – an open bag.  Is it wrong to eat one? The cookies don’t have a soul, right? An open back is nearly valueless, yes?

These are the questions I struggle with, to avoid real questions like who goes to the thing, what now with the kid and do I deliver what I wrote.

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