The Critics Agree

Love us… You crack me up. Bella Maybe I should just hire you? Brenda Priddy @messengerpuppet I like your blog though. Hunter S. Thompson is the best! 😉 -Castle Megastore, via Twitter These are the ramblings of a real freak -Fredo Wang You just exemplify dork now… case closed!! –Sabrina I could go on and […]

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Creepy and Disturbing

4.14.06, 3:09 a.m. Ring, ring… Me: WTF? It could be the Minister of Cool, even though it’s really late even for her. No, it’s my ex-neighbor, Lee. Fuck. what the hell does he want. Hey. What’s up, man? Lee: Big G. How you doin’, man? This is Lee. You might remember me from such bad […]

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Gonna Fly Now?

Or not. This is the plot summary for Million Dollar Baby: Maggie Fitzgerald (Hilary Swank), a poor thirty-one years [sic.] old waiter [sic.]from the very lower classes [sic.] and with a dysfunctional loser family, decides to make a difference through the box [sic.]. She convinces the experienced hardened box [sic.] trainer Frankie Dunn (Clint Eastwood) […]

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End of the Year Filler

Sucked suits against crazy ladies Didn’t suck getting fired from one Sucked getting fired from one for costing too much and taking too long Didn’t suck Winning everything I did. Winning everything I started and the other guy finished, on the arguments I made. Seeing that the case is still dragging on Didn’t suck ending […]

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Pat Robertson to Planet: I’m off my meds again

Robertson says Sharon’s stroke is God’s punishmentThe Reverend Pat Robertson says Prime Minister Ariel Sharon’s massive stroke could be God’s punishment for giving up Israeli territory. The founder of the Christian Broadcasting Network told viewers of “The 700 Club” that Sharon was “dividing God’s land,” even though the Bible says doing so invites “God’s enmity.” […]

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