Sucked suits against crazy ladies Didn’t suck getting fired from one Sucked getting fired from one for costing too much and taking too long Didn’t suck Winning everything I did. Winning everything I started and the other guy finished, on the arguments I made. Seeing that the case is still dragging on Didn’t suck ending […]Read more "End of the Year Filler"
It’s never too early… Nebraska names Pelini new head coach LINCOLN, Neb. (AP) — Bo Pelini is the new coach at Nebraska, leaving the defensive coordinator post at LSU for a job many Cornhusker fans thought he should have been given four years ago. Interim athletic director and former coach Tom Osborne announced Pelini’s hiring […]Read more "firebopelini.com"
Osborne corpse reanimates self, declares himself Nebraska’s interim coach Paterno miffed at blatant copycat move LINCOLN, Neb. (AP) — “Dr.” Tom Osborne is back from the dead as Nebraska’s football coach — but just for now, since the supply of brains in Nebraska is severely limited. Osborne, already the interim athletic director, on Wednesday declared […]Read more "It is… ALIVE"
Priuses suck gas like you wouldn’t believe. I had the GF’s car to use for the long weekend. Saturday I fill it up. 8 bars on the gas gauge. 1 80 mile trip to the airport, a 30 mile trip to the kid’s house and a 20 mile trip to the airport later and it […]Read more "Notes from the weekend"
Bill Calahan Farewell Tour Closes Embarrassingly (Yet Again) BOULDER, Colo. (AP) -All eyes in Nebraska now look toward Tom Osborne’s office – to see if Bill Callahan could possibly emerge from his upcoming meeting with Nebraska’s athletic director with his job still in hand.If he does, it would be an even bigger shock than what […]Read more "Order Is Restored"
A: No one, Bill Callahan. Your ass is still fired. this just buys you the chance to resign. LINCOLN, Neb. (AP) -Once Nebraska’s offense got going, coach Bill Callahan showed no balls inclination to let up. Joe Ganz threw for 510 yards and seven touchdowns to set school records and Nebraska scored on 11 straight […]Read more "Who’s gonna save me?"
Callahan sidesteps questions about his future With scrutiny intensifying with each loss, Callahan said he leans on his religion. “I’ve got to count on the Lord in that respect. That’s where I derive my strength from,” Callahan said. “That’s what any Christian does. You put your trust in the Lord and you go forward.” God: […]Read more "God Save The Queen"
Lt. Steven Hauk: Sir, in my heart, I know I’m funny. Bill Callahan: I know in my heart of hearts I’m doing an excellent job, a good job, Pretend AD “Dr:” Tom Osborne (the day after the CU game): Coach, you don’t know whether you’re shot, fucked, powder-burned, or snakebit. ——————————————— Why must Callahan go? […]Read more "Gooooood mooorning, Omahaaaaaa"
In an earlier prophesy, I predicted the impending demise of Bill “Norv Turner is a step up from me” Callahan. Callahan was the hand picked 4th choice of AD Steve “big money” Pederson, the genius who fired a 75% coach in order to install a 59% coach. Nebraska fires AD, citing lack of progress Associated […]Read more "I’ll have a Nostradamus with Cheese, and a Side Order of Crystal Balls"