Donald Trump’s Penis Monument (“Wishful Thinking”) Says “Hi”

So we took the entire staff on holiday to Chicago.  Why not?  What’s the worst that can happen? Karma:  You’re kidding, right? Anyhoo, we survived. While we were in town, we thought, “hey, what is that ass-ugly monument to phalluses everywhere?” A: That’s  the Trump International Hotel and Tower Chicago Us: Wait till Otis Donald sees us! He […]

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Jimmy’s Got a Gun

Deja Vu All Over Again – My little one has some teen (and other) angst going on for a while now, and thinks the path to peace is following the example of the older sibling a few years ago.  The whys and whethers and if/when to call in FEMA are for another time Highlander. Anyhoo… Just […]

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Fredo Wang: the StifMeister

Pussy wagon What the hell is the point of painting “pussy wagon” on the tailgate of this Dodge truck?

For the longest time, some Dodge truck trims were called “Power Wagons.”  Then Chrysler started calling their trucks “Dodge Ram.”  A couple years ago, they dropped the “Dodge” in favor of simply “Ram.”  With that history as a backdrop (notwithstanding the whole “ram”/”[just try to] dodge [the] ram” innuendo), what do we think the message is? Read More