Joe Arpaio, Viagra Spokesman

Joe Arpaio is up for election in 2012, if senility has not been formally diagnosed by then.  He is shamelessly shilling for donations already. Why?  Because he is running ads already – TWO FUCKING YEARS before even a primary challenge.  Why? It’s not his popularity.  Joe latched onto hating brown people, and it bought him […]

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Ingenious

It’s also what Sheriff Joe calls “probable cause.”  Plus, where are your nads in relations to the bottles when they blow their tops in the summer heat? If you’ve learned anything about us from our slew of posts it’s that we have an affinity for biking and also for knocking back a few cold ones. […]

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