If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up – Hunter S. Thompson

"'Crazy' is a term of art; 'Insane' is a term of law. Remember that, and you will save yourself a lot of trouble." - Hunter S. Thompson. "When you’re born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you’re born in America, you get a front-row seat" - George Carlin. Well, welcome to your box seats to crazy.

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Vex

No, this is not a Weird Al spoof of a forgettable Motley Crue song. I’m in a quandary.  Winston Smith is dead.  No, it wasn’t from the rat.

Anyhoo, he left cookies – an open bag.  Is it wrong to eat one? The cookies don’t have a soul, right? An open back is nearly valueless, yes?

These are the questions I struggle with, to avoid real questions like who goes to the thing, what now with the kid and do I deliver what I wrote.

“Waffle Nut”

a breakfast treat at Safeway or a horrible (yet hilarious in the the Safeway check out line) exotic male affliction.

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Gonzo di Dottore

Once again, i find myself quaffing more beer than i even want, just to spare myself from tomorrow.