If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up – Hunter S. Thompson

"'Crazy' is a term of art; 'Insane' is a term of law. Remember that, and you will save yourself a lot of trouble." - Hunter S. Thompson. "When you’re born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you’re born in America, you get a front-row seat" - George Carlin. Well, welcome to your box seats to crazy.

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Texts With Girls, cont’d

Her: I’m happy being your muse.
Me: It’s good to have a purpose in life.

“THE EDGE: there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.”

Hunter S. Thompson


Texts With Girls part 1,005:

Her: Shoot me now.
Me: Bang.
My inner frat boy:  Now I can say I banged her!

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