If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up – Hunter S. Thompson

"'Crazy' is a term of art; 'Insane' is a term of law. Remember that, and you will save yourself a lot of trouble." - Hunter S. Thompson. "When you’re born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you’re born in America, you get a front-row seat" - George Carlin. Well, welcome to your box seats to crazy.

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Mr. Superlative. Mr. Irresistible. You will know me by the names nobody uses.


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Gonzo di Dottore

We’re still here.  We just ran out of pussy and beer, and the QT only sells one of them.


Texts With Girls, cont’d

Her: I’m happy being your muse.
Me: It’s good to have a purpose in life.

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