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	<title>Messenger Puppet &#187; Mr. Wonderful</title>
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	<description>Grab a brew.  Don't cost nothin'</description>
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		<title>Cardinals Suck</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/12/02/cardinals-suck-4/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 17:03:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Wonderful</dc:creator>
		
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State of Arizona (to Cards):&#160; Go, Cards!
Cards:&#160; But we have this new stadium since we hated our college stadium.&#160; We were too scared to take money to call it &#8220;Pink Taco.&#8221;&#160; so we took the name of a Mormon front organization college.&#160; We made it open air at will, but we lack the balls [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Profiles in Shit</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/12/01/profiles-in-shit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 19:09:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Wonderful</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Car and Driver]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Final Bitch]]></category>

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Discount Cab 735, 9 a.m.&#160; Thomas and 16th St.:&#160; Hmmm&#8230; I am a male in desperate need of enhancement, but this cell phone call to 1-900-be-an-ass has left me feeling empowered despite my other shortcomings.
Traffic:&#160; Hey look!&#160; We&#8217;re all backed up.
Discount Cab 735:&#160; This looks like a job for someone whose brain requires enhancement [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Oh the weather outside is frightful&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/11/24/oh-the-weather-outside-is-frightful/</link>
		<comments>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/11/24/oh-the-weather-outside-is-frightful/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 20:59:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Wonderful</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[In Local News...]]></category>

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somewhere else.&#160; Here, lunatic Jaguars are on the prowl on clear, dry streets, but we might get some of that weird &#8220;water falling from the sky &#8220;shit they keep telling us about.
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		<title>Department of Irrelevancy</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/11/18/department-of-irrelevancy/</link>
		<comments>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/11/18/department-of-irrelevancy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 18:30:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Wonderful</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Car and Driver]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Karmic Equivalence, Bitch!!!!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[31 miles per gallon
Created by The Car Connection
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		<title>Why Yes, They&#8217;re Real</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/11/18/why-yes-theyre-real-5/</link>
		<comments>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/11/18/why-yes-theyre-real-5/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 16:17:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Wonderful</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Car and Driver]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Mustang]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ 
2010 Ford Mustang via Autoblog and Ford
]]></description>
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		<title>ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY - Pontiac Firebird Esprit</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/11/17/acid-flashback-thursday-pontiac-firebird-esprit/</link>
		<comments>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/11/17/acid-flashback-thursday-pontiac-firebird-esprit/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 20:02:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Wonderful</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Car and Driver]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Acid Flashback]]></category>

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I have known a few GM F-Bodies in my time:&#160; Pod&#8217;s Trans Am, Phid&#8217;s Camaro Berlinetta.&#160; The Firebird &#8220;Esprit&#8221; is a different sort of catch.&#160; We thought they were cool in the &#8217;70s, even with the automotive equivalent of a combover, the front half vinyl roof.&#160; Not as cool as Trans As or Z-28s, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Halloween</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/10/27/happy-halloween-3/</link>
		<comments>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/10/27/happy-halloween-3/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2008 18:47:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Wonderful</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[John McCain Is Off His Meds]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Shiny Happy People]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ 
from some guy in Cali.
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		<title>Arizona Sucks</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/10/27/arizona-sucks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2008 16:10:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Wonderful</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Fuck you Janet Napolitano.&#160; The highways were closed over the weekend, and&#160; - boom - Monday, there is fucking photo radar all over the place.&#160; This is how we control deficits.&#160; Not less spending. More revenue.&#160; And, what the hell, less bring the pain to the people already being punished by Cheney and the oil [...]]]></description>
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		<title>John McCain:  This is what will happen if I don&#8217;t win</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/10/13/john-mccain-this-is-what-will-happen-if-i-dont-win/</link>
		<comments>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/10/13/john-mccain-this-is-what-will-happen-if-i-dont-win/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 19:43:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Wonderful</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[John McCain Is Off His Meds]]></category>

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]]></description>
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		<title>Fire Bill Martin</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/10/12/fire-bill-martin/</link>
		<comments>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/10/12/fire-bill-martin/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 04:46:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Wonderful</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Football Is God]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Michigan]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I blame Sailboat Bill for Michigan&#8217;s current state of affairs.
Appy state? Bill&#8217;s idea.
Toledo? Bill&#8217;s idea.
Notre Dame as our one &#8220;name&#8221; OOC opponent for the next 30 years? Bill&#8217;s idea.
RichRod? Bill&#8217;s 4th idea [Jury is still out]
Pissing away stadium capacity for fat cat seats? Bill again.
PSLs? Bill.
Is it too late to reanimate Don Canham? A fucking [...]]]></description>
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