Author Archive for Gonzo di Dottore

Gonzo di Dottore [Ed.: He's not a real doctor. Or Italian.] is a noted author, poet, photographer and bon vivant. Or was that savant? It's hard to tell sometimes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die


Mr. Superlative. Mr. Irresistible. You will know me by the names nobody uses.


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Gonzo di Dottore

We’re still here.  We just ran out of pussy and beer, and the QT only sells one of them.


Texts With Girls, cont’d

Her: I’m happy being your muse.
Me: It’s good to have a purpose in life.

“THE EDGE: there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.”

Hunter S. Thompson


Texts With Girls part 1,005:

Her: Shoot me now.
Me: Bang.
My inner frat boy:  Now I can say I banged her!


Under Pressure

I need to stop drinking with Ray. It’s 3 a.m. The train a half a mile away is click-clacking away over the joints in the rails. I can hear every contact through the open window. Every single one. It’s reminiscent of the sound an empty beer can would make when crushed, like all of Ray’s did a few hours ago. Except…

shrek dragon

How can I resist?

Date: Sat, 4 Apr 2015 18:02:19 +0530 [05:32:19 AM MST] From:  Mrs. Emeline Vallien <>  To: Subject: Drgonzo, SMELL some fresh body of adorable Mrs. Emeline Vallien The body of the message was complete spam of course. What I think Mrs. Emeline Vallien intended to tell me was that, as I am a recent divorcee and man of the highest…

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