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Ding dong the witch is dead

Arizona Freeway Speed Cameras to be Ripped Out This Week – Phoenix News – Valley Fever.

Maybe I should take a pass on this one…

That was Awesome

Me: “Do you remember when…umm, Denard ran up and down the field a bunch of times?” Rich Rod: “Yes.” Me: “That was so cool.” via Simply The Repairman | mgoblog.

Bagman lives

Ironic that I saw this right after golfing. In today’s moment of d-ooh, no real camera at hand and some undisguised prototype SUV drove up right after.

The Dirty Scottsdale

Jason Shelton Sues Scottsdale Over 2008 Arrest at Speed-Camera Protest; Shelton Also Exonerated of Fraud Charge – Phoenix News – Valley Fever.

Crack is Whack

“Alertness Impaired” Colondra Hamilton Charged For Masturbating, Watching Porn While Driving | Scene and Heard: Scene’s News Blog | Cleveland Scene.

Show me YOUR papers, Jan

Jan Brewer manages to mock immigrants, Right Guard and the reanimated corpse of Michael Jackson in one photo op.

Why yes, they’re real

and fuglier in person Mill and Southern two weeks ago. Sales of Nissan NV commercial van pushed back to early 2011 — Autoblog.

SHUT -UP ! you are full of demons. I doubt anyone would have sex with you unless raped. Are you on Psy. meds yet ?...

Gwen Maddox Meacham (Facebook)

These are the ramblings of a real freak

Fredo Wang

You just exemplify dork now... case closed!!

Sabrina

I could go on and on, but I just got so lost… what a site… you’re insane. Good.

Minister of Cool

Thanks for ruining another fond memory.

OG Fred

Brace yourself. This is some of the most insane shit I have ever read… what the fuck is this? ...this was some of the weirdest fucking shit I have ever stumbled across.... this shit just keeps getting more and more twisted. sick fucker

Cripley

Stop running into people

Superstar Queen of Sheba

You are absolutely insane. Can I forward this to [some chick I banged on the El, like Tom Cruise when he was sane]?? She thinks you are hilarious; I think you are fucking nuts.

gcat

What kind of loony ass mother fucker takes the time to write this madness?

Shemp

You sooooo should've been a writer of some sort. [Ed: as opposed to spewing this crap]

Chevelle

I agree with each and every one of your statements.

Woody

Your little "fuck everybody" blog? It's not very good.

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