Texts With Girls, cont’d
Her: I’m happy being your muse.
Me: It’s good to have a purpose in life.
I need to stop drinking with Ray. It’s 3 a.m. The train a half a mile away is click-clacking away over the joints in the rails. I can hear every contact through the open window. Every single one. It’s reminiscent of the sound an empty beer can would make when crushed, like all of Ray’s did a few hours ago. Except…
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Gonzo di Dottore
The best part of the #Sparty victory tonguebath is switching the TV to #Goldfinger
In our previous episode, we were headed to the Goathead Saloon.
Nope. Closed, for sale, DOA.
Deader than SAE after the YouTube.