What is it called when you're on the phone with a girl, and getting drunk messaged by the back in the saddle girl who is misremembering 2007 while partying in the town where the ex wife now lives? A: no idea, but it might explain waking up alone and a tad bit gutpunched by Budweiser.
Mr. Superlative. Mr. Irresistible. You will know me by the names nobody uses.
We’re still here
We're still here. We just ran out of pussy and beer, and the QT only sells one
Joey Wang: I gotta stop drinking with Ray. Too. 29935
Texts With Girls, cont'd Her: I'm happy being your muse. Me: It's good to have a purpose in life.
“THE EDGE: there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.” ― Hunter S. Thompson
Living on it
Texts With Girls part 1,005: Her: Shoot me now. Me: Bang. My inner frat boy: Now I can say I banged her!