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	<description>Grab a brew.  Don't cost nothin'</description>
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		<title>You can go now&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/12/01/you-can-go-now/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 17:19:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Gonzo</dc:creator>
		
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Sorry?!  You&#8217;re goddamned sorry?!&#8230;  You told them ALL OF IT?! - Ronald Everett Gardocki, having just been fucked in the ass (figuratively) by Vic Mackey.
&#8220;You can go now&#8230;&#8221;  Claudette Wyms, after making Vic watch Ronnie get arrested, based on Vic&#8217;s confession for immunity deal.
&#8220;From now on, when I say, &#8216;Suck my dick,&#8217; you say, &#8216;You [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dear Nebraska:</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/11/29/dear-nebraska/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Nov 2008 22:28:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Gonzo</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Go Fuck Yourself.
xxoo (to Bill Callahan, and that Solich guy only)
65-51
62-36
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		<title>Faces of Death</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/11/24/faces-of-death/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 17:49:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Gonzo</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Alex Trebek:&#160; It&#8217;s what brought you face to face with your own mortality, because the asshole pulling out of the Circle K in it was too busy being self important to look to his right before making his illegal left hand turn.
Me:&#160; What is this cargasm [below]?

 
Smashing baby, smashing.&#160; Well, almost.&#160; Fucker.
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		<title>Cardinals Suck</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/11/23/cardinals-suck-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Nov 2008 21:28:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Gonzo</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Michael Bidwill:
You&#8217;re a piece of shit, sir.  There is no rain.  The temperature is 75.  It&#8217;s fucking November.  Yet, this very minute, the roof on University of Phoenix Pink Taco Stadium is closed.  What. the. fuck?
Pussies.  I hope New York schools you, just because you lack the balls to open the roof that I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stardate 5.8.2009</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/11/18/stardate-582009/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 17:30:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Gonzo</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Just another day in Paradise</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/11/17/just-another-day-in-paradise/</link>
		<comments>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/11/17/just-another-day-in-paradise/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 19:34:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Gonzo</dc:creator>
		
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Dear Yellow Corvette,
That stripe is awful.&#160; It sucks
like your hood scoop should

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		<title>Not Me</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/11/10/not-me-20/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 22:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Gonzo</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Police: Sleeping man blocked road with car
by Clarissa Dodge - Nov. 10, 2008 01:53 PMThe Arizona Republic
A 35-year-old man was arrested after police found him slumped over the steering wheel of his vehicle, which had three open cans of beer and was blocking a major road, according to a report.&#160; Mesa police found Rodriguez Martinez [...]]]></description>
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		<title>America to Obama:  Welcome to Rock Ridge</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/11/06/welcome-to-rock-ridge/</link>
		<comments>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/11/06/welcome-to-rock-ridge/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2008 01:39:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Gonzo</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Arizona Sucks</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/10/31/arizona-sucks-3/</link>
		<comments>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/10/31/arizona-sucks-3/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 17:47:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Gonzo</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[1984]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In out last episode, we learned that Arizona DPS is happy to misdirect you with their photo radar warnings.
&#160;
It gets better.
 
Dear Arizona
It&#8217;s 65.&#160; Oh wait, 55.&#160; Snap.&#160; Nah, I guess I meant 65 after all.&#160; Thanks for the $181.&#160; Enjoy the jam&#160; from artificially induced slowing.
It&#8217;s all about safety, really.
xxoo
DPS

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		<title>Eat the Rich</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/10/30/eat-the-rich/</link>
		<comments>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/10/30/eat-the-rich/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2008 16:32:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Gonzo</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Car and Driver]]></category>

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You know the Bush/John McLame&#8217;s economic plan sucks when the wealthy must visit Circle K for their 9 mpg Corniche needs.&#160; (They do not sell Grey Poupon?&#160; How gauche!)
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