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	<description>Grab a brew.  Don't cost nothin'</description>
	<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 17:03:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Maricopa County:  Stupidest Voters Ever</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 16:00:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We re-elected these anti Constitution pricks
 
As hard as it is for me to believe, Romney is the sanest one there
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		<title>Time to go, Joe</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/07/08/time-to-go-joe/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 15:28:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[John McCain Is Off His Meds]]></category>

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&#160;
Dear Sheriff Joe:
We don&#8217;t love you any more. See? Can&#8217;t you and McSame just retire to Sun City already?
xxoo
sane people everywhere.

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		<title>Kentucky Lawmaker Wants to Make MessengerPuppet.com Illegal</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/03/10/kentucky-lawmaker-wants-to-make-messengerpuppetcom-illegal/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 17:06:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[the big series of tubes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Kentucky Lawmaker Wants to Make Anonymous Internet Posting Illegal
By Kellie Wilson
Kentucky Representative Tim Couch filed a bill this week to make anonymous posting online illegal. The bill would require anyone who contributes to a website to register their real name, address and e-mail address with that site.&#160;&#160; Their full name would be used anytime a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>One Nation, Under Surveillance</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/02/08/one-nation-under-surveillance/</link>
		<comments>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/02/08/one-nation-under-surveillance/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 22:49:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[1984]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dear FBI:
You suck.&#160; 
xxoo
The Bill of Rights
Exclusive! The FBI Deputizes Business
By Matthew Rothschild, February 7, 2008

Today, more than 23,000 representatives of private industry are working quietly with the FBI and the Department of Homeland Security. The members of this rapidly growing group, called InfraGard, receive secret warnings of terrorist threats before the public does—and, at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Yay for civil disobedience</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2007/11/26/yay-for-civil-disobedience-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2007/11/26/yay-for-civil-disobedience-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 19:32:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Car and Driver]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Fat Drunk &amp; Stupid]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[1984]]></category>

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Man arrested in connection with red light camera automatic tax machine shooting 
KNOXVILLE (WATE) &#8212; Knoxville police arrest a man suspected of shooting a red light camera multiple times in North Knoxville.
***
The incident happened on Broadway near 1-640. Officials say several members of the Knoxville Police Department were eating donuts patrolling the area when they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Andrew Thomas - Idiot or Clown?</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2007/10/05/andrew-thomas-idiot-or-clown/</link>
		<comments>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2007/10/05/andrew-thomas-idiot-or-clown/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Oct 2007 17:59:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[In Local News...]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Thomas continues to attack judges
&#8220;Waaah.  I didn&#8217;t like your ruling.  You suck.  Step down&#8221;
- Andrew Thomas,  2010 Candidate for Governor Maricopa County &#8220;Attorney&#8221; to the Superior Court.
Let&#8217;s put the pieces together, shall we?

Thomas used to work for Dennis Wilenchik, noted blowhard lawyer.
Wilenchik now gets bunches of county money courtesy of his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Boy, I hope I don&#8217;t get booted out of the GOP!</title>
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		<comments>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2004/10/10/boy-i-hope-i-dont-get-booted-out-of-the-gop/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Oct 2004 17:52:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since MP gave me a shot at posting in a left environment, I thought this would be a good time for a Kennedy family lightbulb joke.
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, at least until we get some corroborating witnesses.
Okay, enough for now.  Hope everything works out for you MP! [...]]]></description>
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