Porn Creep. Or…

You dirty whore.   I took up blogging as a way to vent about that one bitch and dump the cobwebbed effluvia clogging my brain.  At the time, blogging was the province of nerds and geeks.  At the same time this joint started, we had a secretary who moonlighted in the photographic arts. That creeped into the […]

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Hail Mary

A million years ago, there was this cheerleader with huge knockers.  Since this was in high school, that is all I know about this girl from that time – “oh yeah, that girl with the rack.” Karma:  Testosterone is a helluva drug. Me: So I’ve learned Last night, she was in my dreams – her […]

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Deja Vu, except different

Driving in to work listening to this song It was 1998-9 all over again. Except no Red Hyundai.  No massive dread over rolling in to the Esplanade and having to justify my existence to my old boss.  No (ex-)wifely eyerolls and withering snark because i dared buy myself a CD.

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Not me

In this urban legend, a man drives home drunk. He is able to make his way into the house and immediately falls asleep. He wakes up to his wife’s screams. Apparently, she had gone out for a newspaper and found the body of a young girl embedded on the front grill of the man’s car. […]

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And now a word…

Our friends at Think Tank Photo have just announced that they are launching one of their popular Test Drive programs.  This one is for their revolutionary Sling-O-Matic sling bags. With Think Tank Photo’s Sling-O-Matic™ line-up of bags you have the photo industry’s first sling bag that can be easily switched back and forth to either shoulder. The Sling-O-Matic’s adjustable, fully padded shoulder strap […]

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Whitney Houston Corpse Picture

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Wait what?

Reforged In Fire | mgoblog.  Michigan won?  What?  Where the fuck was I?  Oh yeah, passed out asleep on the couch. I saw it go to 17-17, then it was 2 a.m. and ESPN was blaring everything that happened that day EXCEPT the Sugar Bowl.  No score on the crawl.  No telltale upcoming blurbs about the […]

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