I loved you
Prince
You were my first real exposure to funk. But you were more than that.
Coming from a small midwestern town, you were BATSHITFUCKINGINSANEANDDANGEROUS. Read More
Author: Guillermo Zeta Acosta
The Joy of Being Me
So it’s tax day. Take the day off from the job that has no work. Take the day off from the shitshow that keeps you alive. Do your fucking taxes. Before that, crash at 10 on the couch. Oh fuck, is it time to get up? Nah, it’s just midnight. Go to bed. Now it’s […]
Read more "The Joy of Being Me"Why not?
Not like a friendzone thing, because #norules
Strangers…
Thank you Sirius First Wave for the shoutout to Chi Tetarton ca. Winter ’85 and “Hot at the Phi Sigs.” Some of TC’s finest work right there. Ask Hank, he’ll tell you.
Read more "Strangers…"#UberLife
Driving for Uber is a lot like the singles scene: some chicks don’t see you; some will give a great conversation. Always, you go home alone.
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tl;dr- some drunk Uber chick kissed me and tipped well. Yay!
Read more "Love, Love Me Do"Speaking of Where did the time go?
It’s been 10 years since this was the “final” word.
Dear Expired Piece of Paper
I thank you for your year of standing by, ready to serve.I thank you for not wearing a bear hat during that time.
Read more "Dear Expired Piece of Paper"The best day ever?
To my knowledge, August 31 has never qualified. It’s a noteworthy day nonetheless. Look at me! I am Petitioner and counsel of record! On my own divorce case!
Read more "The best day ever?"Dear John Law
What a difference a year makes, huh? Thanks for the 2 a.m. conversation and the advice. And for testing the claim and finding it without merit.
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