Not like a friendzone thing, because #norules
Author: Guillermo Zeta Acosta
#UberLife
Driving for Uber is a lot like the singles scene: some chicks don’t see you; some will give a great conversation. Always, you go home alone.
Read more "#UberLife"The best day ever?
To my knowledge, August 31 has never qualified. It’s a noteworthy day nonetheless. Look at me! I am Petitioner and counsel of record! On my own divorce case!
Read more "The best day ever?"Dear John Law
What a difference a year makes, huh? Thanks for the 2 a.m. conversation and the advice. And for testing the claim and finding it without merit.
Read more "Dear John Law"Sometimes
we have the depth and perspective of a 13-year-old. Sorry, America. Please accept this kitten.
Read more "Sometimes"Texts With Chicks
What’s NOT normal about making not for distribution pictures into your background for 3 minutes and chats that last until 5 a.m. (local) and include advice about banging some dude that isn’t you and about dealing with your limes? It’s all part of the service. We just call it “Saturday.”
Read more "Texts With Chicks"Paradise by the Dashboard Lights
or Paradise by the Volcano Lair Light. Whatever. Whenever you find yourself in bed with some hot chick, the answer is probably “yes!”
Read more "Paradise by the Dashboard Lights"I Melt With You
Road Trip Notes: Craigslist for Nomads
She MIGHT read this. It seems like a low percentage shot, though. Maybe this is for missed connections that you hope stay missing? Read More
Seems Legit
How is this not a can’t miss opportunity? Apart from criminal conspiracy, insurance fraud, receipt of stolen property…
2005 Ferrari f430 Berlinetta [Ed.: original post on Nashville Craigslist is long gone – like the seller].
Read more "Seems Legit"I’m assisting in brokering the sale of a near mint condition 2005 Ferrari f430 Berlinetta. The car is not stolen, salvaged, wrecked, or damaged in anyway. It does have a lien on it. This is an excellent parts car for someone who already owns an f430 or for someone who is crafty enough with obtaining titles. There will be NO TITLE with the car, only a bill of sale. Please no tire kickers, serious interest only.