2014: I’m not a scientist. – GOP
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From 17 September 2014 to 11 January 2015, the Porsche Museum will fling its doors open and present ‘Project: Secret!’ The display will show off a number of never-finished design studies, unknown concept cars and camouflaged prototypes made by the German manufacturer.
Your kid needs to print something on Sunday night at 8. Your printer is out of ink. Replacement ink costs about $75. Staples has your ink. Staples is closed. Best Buy probably has your ink. Best Buy is definitely closed. Target is open, but doesn’t have your ink. Target does sell printers that come with […]Read more "Solve this dilemma"
I had to write this three days after. The immediate day after was filled with pain. Not the pain of jail. Not the pain of getting caught by the bouncer fucking a stripper. Not the debilitating pain of “I thought a 40 of OE made sense after a 6 pack of Coors light.” No, Tuesday […]Read more "The Day After"
The 10 Best Bond Villains – Esquire. James Bond is often only as good as his villains, which is why the Internet went nuts when rumors began circulating late last week that 007’s next adversary might be played by Chiwetel Ejiofor. The Oscar-nominated 12 Years a Slave star would be not only the rare black actor to face off against […]Read more "Mostly Wrong"
Deja Vu All Over Again – My little one has some teen (and other) angst going on for a while now, and thinks the path to peace is following the example of the older sibling a few years ago. The whys and whethers and if/when to call in FEMA are for another time Highlander. Anyhoo… Just […]Read more "Jimmy’s Got a Gun"
We’ve just been taking it light – victory laps, Neil Diamond songs, rain cancellations and all that other shit that eats up bloggy funtime. Post by Drive By Shootings – Photography.Read more "We’re Still Here"
Quoting its verses is like the cards I used to get that said “to a special boy.” It is a substitute for articulating one’s own thoughts. It is a refuge – a sword and shield -for those who cannot string together their own words, or whose convictions need the imprimatur of some supreme being before […]Read more "The Bible is Like One Big Hallmark Card?"
Why no, we were not propositioned by a famous photographer. No, it did not involve bedroom things that do not usually occur in real life. Yes, there was twerking. At least implicitly.
And then we awoke.Read more "No"