Solve this dilemma

Your kid needs to print something on Sunday night at 8. Your printer is out of ink. Replacement ink costs about $75. Staples has your ink.  Staples is closed.  Best Buy probably has your ink.  Best Buy is definitely closed.  Target is open, but doesn’t have your ink. Target does sell printers that come with […]

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The Day After

I had to write this three days after.  The immediate day after was filled with pain.  Not the pain of jail.  Not the pain of getting caught by the bouncer fucking a stripper.  Not the debilitating pain of “I thought a 40 of OE made sense after a 6 pack of Coors light.” No, Tuesday […]

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Mostly Wrong

The 10 Best Bond Villains – Esquire. James Bond is often only as good as his villains, which is why the Internet went nuts when rumors began circulating late last week that 007’s next adversary might be played by Chiwetel Ejiofor. The Oscar-nominated 12 Years a Slave star would be not only the rare black actor to face off against […]

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Jimmy’s Got a Gun

Deja Vu All Over Again – My little one has some teen (and other) angst going on for a while now, and thinks the path to peace is following the example of the older sibling a few years ago.  The whys and whethers and if/when to call in FEMA are for another time Highlander. Anyhoo… Just […]

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No

Why no, we were not propositioned by a famous photographer.  No, it did not involve bedroom things that do not usually occur in real life.  Yes, there was twerking.  At least implicitly.

And then we awoke.

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