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	<description>Grab a brew.  Don't cost nothin'</description>
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		<title>8.8.8</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/08/08/888/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 16:18:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pen S. Lordoscum</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>REVENGE? Or DEAL?</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/07/15/revenge-or-deal/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:09:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pen S. Lordoscum</dc:creator>
		
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REVENGE
DEAL


Kill Dimitri
Kill Dimitri


Peregrino whacks Kate
Dimitri whacks Roman


Kate wouldn&#8217;t put out anyway
Kate might, if you keep working on her


Kill Peregrino 
Get $250,000


Free cab rides from Roman continue
nothing to spend the $ on except hookers, strippers, clothes and bribes.&#160; And cabs.



NOTE TO LAW ENFORCEMENT:&#160; This is about Grand Theft Auto IV/&#160; It&#8217;s a video game.&#160; Fuck off.
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		<title>Not me</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/07/09/not-me-19/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 17:46:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pen S. Lordoscum</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Drunk man held for disrupting traffic in Ann Arbor
Posted by Art Aisner &#124; The Ann Arbor News July 09, 2008 12:35PM
Ann Arbor police arrested a man who was walking in and out of downtown traffic Tuesday afternoon, reports said.&#160; Officers were called about a man who was disrupting traffic flow by walking into lanes of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Not Me</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/07/01/not-me-18/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 17:59:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pen S. Lordoscum</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Police discover man fighting with self
by Jennifer D&#8217;Ottavio - Jul. 1, 2008 08:48 AMThe Arizona Republic
Police arrested a Mesa man Monday night after they received a report of a couple fighting, but found the man fighting with himself&#8230;

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		<title>ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY: 1986 Dodge Ram Van</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/06/27/acid-flashback-thursday-1986-dodge-ram-van/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 19:17:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pen S. Lordoscum</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Madonna]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[my cars]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Phid]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[road trips]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ With it&#8217;s spaceship-like good looks, and bench seats, this is the perfect van for your clan of homeschooled robot children.  Or jackbooted thugs campaign workers and &#8220;government contractors.&#8221;
- Actual Dodge ad.
Why talk about this shitbox?  I saw four - FOUR - of these before lunch today, and the one pictured &#8211;&#62; is a clone [...]]]></description>
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		<title>F*** the Police</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/06/18/f-the-police/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 17:24:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pen S. Lordoscum</dc:creator>
		
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Arizona DPS can kiss my ass.
 
Me:&#160; Oooh, a cop.&#160; Let&#8217;s take a picture. [^^^]
Cop:&#160; Oooh, an asshole with a camera.&#160; Let&#8217;s find a violation.
Me:&#160; Speed limit 55 mph; cruise control at 52 mph, bitch.
Cop:&#160; Cop computer, fucker.&#160; Step one - run plate for APBs and or possible transportation of doughnuts.&#160; Step 2 - follow [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Caption This</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/06/15/caption-this-8/</link>
		<comments>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/06/15/caption-this-8/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2008 14:46:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pen S. Lordoscum</dc:creator>
		
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Famous Last Words:&#160; Jr. will be right in, after he parks the GTO.
Nothing happened last night, right?&#160; RIGHT?!
To cops:&#160; Why no, officer, I was home all night reading the bible and knitting.
Did you hear something?&#160; Nah, go back to sleep.
Attention all units,be on the look out for a brown Opel Kadett with no headlights.


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		<title>New York New York</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/05/01/stupid-drunken-things-not-to-do-new-york-new-york/</link>
		<comments>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/05/01/stupid-drunken-things-not-to-do-new-york-new-york/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 04:50:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pen S. Lordoscum</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Despite what your drunken penis-brain tells you, that hot redhead who reminds you of Louise (Padlock&#8217;s girlfriend) on the hysterical historical geology road trip to Niagara Falls is NOT hot for you. This is not the first time you will confuise a girl that talks to you with one who is interested. 
 It&#8217;s a really simple [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Not that there&#8217;s anything wrong with that&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/04/29/stupid-drunken-things-not-to-do-not-that-theres-anything-wrong-with-that/</link>
		<comments>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/04/29/stupid-drunken-things-not-to-do-not-that-theres-anything-wrong-with-that/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 22:27:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pen S. Lordoscum</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Jewel-Osco : home of &#8220;drug food.&#8221;  And recurring gay themes.

It&#8217;s Monday.  Unload the truck then head to upper crust for pizza and beer.  Skip the pizza.  Find yourself married to some chick who tried to fix you up with a guy at the bar the first time you meet her outside [...]]]></description>
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		<title>ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY: Gentleman Jack?</title>
		<link>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/04/26/gentleman-jack/</link>
		<comments>http://www.messengerpuppet.com/2008/04/26/gentleman-jack/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Apr 2008 06:29:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pen S. Lordoscum</dc:creator>
		
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Jack Daniels.  It&#8217;s what we hide under the back seats for when 8 Barrel has a party.
1971 VW 411
Spring or Summer, 1980
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